Any one heard this one?? this old man goes to the doctor?

.the dock says he has cancer. he tells the man to go home and get everything situated before he dies. ... so he goes home and tells his wife he has cancer. his wife says you tell me you want me to do. he says he has one last request...i want to be cremated. consider it done, his wife said. so the old man ped away and his wife had him cremated. she brought the urn home with his ashes and set it on the fireplace mantle. later on in the month she got his life insurance check. she gets the urn down and spreads his ashes all over the kitchen table..... she says "honey i'm going to town and i'll be back a little while later. she returns later and goes to the kitchen table and says "honey, remember that fur coat that i always wanted???? wellll here it is, and remember that diamond ring i always wanted, weeeelllllllll here it is....and remember that ******** you always wanted....weeellll here it is......and she blows the ashes off of the table!!!!!!!!